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The Christian Man List

It's tough to be single.  If you are a Christian chick and want to date, you have to first of all know single men that are believers, and then they have to be men you would like to date.  Also, I'm not familiar with the idea that guys take a look at a woman and think, "Wow, that is marriageable material!" 

Having been single, married, and now divorced (but I pray for love for my ex on a regular basis), I feel like I am well-qualified to write on this topic.This can be titled THE CHRISTIAN MAN LIST. Of course, this is written from the perspective of a woman desiring to date and perhaps one day marry.

So all those haters out there who instantly want to attack this like white on rice, it’s okay, it’s not talking about you.Unless it is. THE CHRISTIAN MAN LIST ( to determine how marriageable you are, and definitely not an exhaustive list) Attends a traditional church +1 Owns a house or living space +5 Attends a small group+2 Wears a denim jacket +3 Attends a small group where he …

Princess Bride Life

As shocking as it may seem, there are people in this world that have NEVER seen Princess Bride.  In fact, I discovered that my own daughter has not added this cinema verite to her own life experience. I mean, if someone were to mention ROUSes, how would she know that it was a reference to rodents of unusual size? Or if someone cries out, "INCONCEIVABLE!"  she would not get it! How about if I kill one of the Florida state animals (roach, mosquito, lizard, spider) and upon examining it, proclaim that it is just "mostly dead"?  Another personal favorite is "Love, True Love" delivered as only a sinus-impaired priest can do. 

There are a whole host of movies I saw as I grew up that have been lost to part of this current teen/young adult generation.  I realize that the gory showdowns between Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Predator, and Charles Bronson and whatever street ruffian he was involved with pale in comparison to what today's gamers face, but…