Top 14 ways to eat a Butterfinger
|Just a small sample of Lori's insanely large supply of candy|
My partner in crime at work, Lori, keeps a ridiculously large jar of "bite-size" chocolates near her desk. This is right next to the leadership poster that makes seagull noises to provide a soundtrack for the eagle pictured on the poster. (Seriously, with stuff like this, my blog writes itself..... :)) Anyhoo, as I ate a bite-size Butterfinger in two bites rather than the self-prescribed one bite, cohorts Lori AND Charlene filled me in on the correct way to eat a bite-size Butterfinger, which is apparently to let the chocolate melt off in your mouth and then to daintily use your bicuspids to shave off parts of the candy until it's gone.
|How things should be|